Description
Chi-luminati Tee – Unisex Fit
👁️🐾 You didn’t choose the Chi life. The Chi life chose you.
Step into the inner circle with the Chi-luminati Tee—a tongue-in-cheek nod to the sacred bond between humans and their pint-sized, four-legged overlords. Featuring a bold, mystical design inspired by ancient secrets (and Chihuahua side-eye), this tee is for the enlightened few who know that tiny dogs hold the keys to the universe.
Made from ultra-soft Airlume cotton, this shirt feels as good as it looks. Whether you’re channeling higher frequencies or just getting stared down by your Chi for not sharing your snacks, the Chi-luminati Tee has your back.
Sacred Features:
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🔮 Premium 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton—soft enough to summon naps instantly
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🌀 Retail fit with a crew neckline—perfect for layering under your ritual robe or flannel
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🌍 Ethically made by Bella+Canvas—no secrets, no sweatshops, just sustainable style
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🧵 Dual side seams + tapered shoulders = shape-holding, cult-following worthy comfort
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🔥 Limited-edition design only available to those who vibe at the right frequency
💯 All profits from this tee go directly to the building of The Chi Ranch—a sanctuary for senior and special-needs Chihuahuas. Your fashion statement is literally laying the foundation.
Warning: Wearing this may cause sudden cravings for enlightenment, cuddles, and conspiracy theories about who’s really in charge (spoiler: it’s the dog).
Size Chart:
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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